Taking a walk on the WILD SIDE!

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ONE FINE SUNDAY during the safari season of January 2018, I decided to TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE! and visit my local church to see the famous Jesus Christ of that tropical area of the world Bethlehem (possibly in Wales), as preached by Rvd Penelope Artimis of Jerusalem.

Imagine my shock (and possibly delight and/or mortification) when I discovered a church of the heat and atmosphere of a large sauna, palm trees in the aisles, a zebra playing the organ to an almagamation of ABC and the Star Wars Theme YES!
No wonder 70% of Britons consider themselves Christian. They come for the religion and stay for the piña coladas.

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